Wife didn’t feel like cooking
My wife didn’t feel like cooking, so I did it. I said to myself “I’ll fix her appetite!” I cooked some mean 1/3 pound cheeseburgers inside of course, because it was raining, but they still came out good. While I was at it I cooked a bunch of french fries. I just happened to have some fresh lettuce and pickles in the refrigerator, so I made a heck of a lunch! I hope she enjoyed it, I know I did!